Talking about your down there is a tad bit taboo. But that’s where we come in. Whether you're steamy, swampy, raw or just a little hard to clean, Cottonelle has the right kind of care for everybody’s down there.
hard to clean
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hard to clean 🍝
Meet Connie, the Pillager of Plaque, the Crusher of Cavities, and loving mother to her twin boys and blind cat, Teefers. She’s seen the inside of more mouths than her set of 9th-generation heirloom silverware. Those who make eye contact with her feel the sudden urge to floss. While she’s renowned for keeping mouths clean, her dirty little secret is her down there, which can be harder to clean than a case of dry socket. This is her story.
swampy
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swampy 🐸
Alfred owns and operates A-Day. Voted San Diego’s #1 Ghost and Goblin Tour three years running. In part for the must-see sights but mainly for Alfred’s zest for life…especially the afterlife. He’s a go-with-the-flow kind of fella and the crystals in his back pocket steer the bus’s compass. He’s not the worrying type but if he was, the only thing he’d fret about is his down there, which gets a little too swampy after a long day of tours. This is his story.
steamy
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steamy ♨️
Margaret, or Marge for short, is the hot-blooded neighborhood baker. The only thing she loves as much as her husband are the rippling pecs on the books she keeps tucked under her side of the mattress. Marge wears her heart on her apron and puts her blood, sweat and tears into her sugary craft. But inside, Marge burns with a passion hotter than her oven. And it’s left her down there even moister than her famous buns. This is her story.
downtherecare
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downtherecare 🧻
